OK, we now know of a "secret weapon" we have at our disposal to wage war against Iran, should that become necessary. What is it you ask? Barbie dolls!

A top Iranian judiciary official warned early this week of the "destructive" cultural and social consequences of the sale of Barbie dolls in Iran.

A prosecutor in Iran wrote a letter to the vice president writing that, "The irregular importation of such toys, which unfortunately arrive through unofficial sources and smuggling, is destructive culturally and a social danger."

So now, rather than thinking about dropping nuclear bombs on them, we can gradually eat away at their society by dropping Barbie dolls on them.

Not a bad idea! Might it work?