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Thursday, May 28, 2015
The Ninja Parade
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Bees are good
An Englishman was driving down the road and ran out of Petrol. At that very moment, a bee flew in through his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?' 'I'm out of Petrol,' the man answered. The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away...
It's hot outside!
Seems like we jumped right through Spring and into the frying pan of Summer. What are you doing to stay cool during this heat wave?
An interesting Letter to the Editor email found it's way to me and I found it to be a nice read. What do you think? From: "David LaBonte" My wife, Rosemary, wrote a wonderful letter to the editor of the Orange County Register which, of course, was not printed. So, I decided to "print" it myself by sending it out on the Internet. Pass it along if you feel so inclined. Written in response to a series of letters to the editor in the Orange County Register:...
My last trip to Sam's
Yesterday I was at my local Sam's buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So feeling a little ornery, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. ...
Americans working 99 days to pay current taxes
By FRANK KEEGAN, Editor Watchdog.org The Tax Foundation releases its annual calculation of Tax Freedom Day, when the average American gets to stop paying for the current cost of federal, state and local governments. This year, average Americans will work until April 9 to pay the current costs of federal, state and local governments, according to an organization that has been calculating Tax Freedom Day for more than 40 years...
Funny haha woman joke
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her...
Landline Access Reform
The Show-Me State is in need of fair telephone access reform and Missouri legislators are showing initiative to rectify that. HB 1750, sponsored by Tim Jones (R) from Eureka, recently passed the house by a bi-partisan vote of 111-40. All of the legislators present for the vote from Southeast Missouri voted in favor of the bill...
Everyone enjoys a good blonde joke (including blondes). Here is the latest one: Football FINALLY makes sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked...
RIP Common Sense
An Obituary printed in the London Times - Interesting and sadly rather true. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape...
100 years of change
This will boggle your mind, I know it did mine! The year is 1910. One hundred years ago. What a difference a century makes! Here are some statistics for the Year 1910 : The average life expectancy was 47 years. fuel for this car was sold in drug stores only...
NFL or NBA?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have (directly or indirectly) at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit...
Vote for Cosby '12
Bill Cosby has decided to become a write-in candidate for President in the year 2012.... Here is his platform: (1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately BANNED!!!. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can...
Chickens and politicians
John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters...
Laughing at the World!
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What the world needs is more laughter! This blog is dedicated to the people in life who have a sense of humor and are not afraid to show it off. Join me on a journey to the 'lighter' side.